[So the first thing showing on the screen is two sets of Espurr eyes, that both blink in unison twice. Then one opens its mouth, and the second reaches a hand out before the screen turns around to show Anemone.

And she's grinning.]

They were so cute, I caught two!

[More or less bribed them with sweets to get them over and surprise-attacked until they went into the pokeballs. Seems legit. She just seems so proud of them!]

Not sure what I should name them, though... They look like twins, right? Same little front fluff and everything.

And I caught one of the goat things, but he seems kinda shy. [Kanyeshrug.] Anyone figure out what these things are yet? And can I just feed them anything? I bought cake, and the twins here keep watching it so I wanted to feed them but that's not gonna make them poop everywhere, is it?

[Anemone is not aware that it's on. She's actually not even directly in front of the gear, maybe fifteen feet away from the camera and throwing... a tantrum?

Full with stomping, angry shouting, and nonsensical screaming. Her left hand is almost glued to her head, gripping at her hair as she continues to pace back and forth between a small open space of grass.

Her Zangoose, affectionately nicknamed Gumdrop, finally returns to the gear, looking rather exasperated with the entire situation.]

If anyone can hear me--uh... I'm trying to help her get to Ecrute--

[Anemone pauses right behind the Pokemon.]

KIIIRRRRIIKOOOUU! I HATE YOU, HATE YOU, HATE YOU!

[She continues stomping forward.]

Ecruteak. If you know where to go... From Goldenrod. Thank you.

[And as Anemone begins to let out a loud, piercing screech, the feed cuts. To save your ears.]

[The video turns on to a pink-haired girl who is positively scowling. If it's any guess by her miserable expression, she hasn't had a very pleasant morning.]

See, a real kidnapping wouldn't come with fancy gadgets and my own private room. If you guys were really true about keeping me, the least you could have done was stored me up in one of the ships. Don't you guys know how easy it is to escape on land?

Even with the plates shifting, the most you're risking is the building. [And with that, she shrugs, looking away with a forced sense of boredom.] I'll give you all three hours to alert Dewey before I find a way to alert him myself; and you do not want him to find out I'm gone.

But in those three hours, you also need to go find my dog. [The gear spins rather quickly, focusing on a Zangoose sitting on the floor. It looks pretty bored, actually.] This is not my dog. It's not a dog at all. I don't know what it is, but if it ate Gulliver, I'm killing it.

[And the gear goes back to her. She holds up her hand, signaling with three fingers.]

This many hours. Starts... now.


[And after the transmission ends, Anemone has decided to abandon the Zangoose, her room, and everything besides the gear in favor of roaming the base.]